T.J. Hooker (TV Series)
King of the Hill (1982)
William Shatner: Sgt. T.J. Hooker
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Quotes
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Officer Vince Romano : Another car trashed. We're really going to be in trouble with Sheridan on this one.
Sgt. T.J. Hooker : What's this 'we' business? You were driving, I wasn't driving, you were driving.
Officer Vince Romano : It's always 'we' when you're the driver.
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Axel Shiff : Ah, my good friends the police. I take care of all their cars. Excuse me, lady.
Sgt. T.J. Hooker : [Hooker exits his car, swinging his baton] Hello Axel, nice to see you.
Axel Shiff : What do you want, Hooker? Get lost, you're bad for business.
Sgt. T.J. Hooker : Good business requires referrals. Get many?
Axel Shiff : Oh come on, fade away, will you, Hooker? I'm gonna sic my lawyers on you fast.
Officer Vince Romano : This man has a bad attitude problem, Sgt. Hooker.
Axel Shiff : Hey, you take a flying leap too, son!