- Frank Dio: I'm clean, Hooker. Squeaky clean.
- Sgt. T.J. Hooker: You're dirt, Dio. And you're headed for the garbage heap.
- Frank Dio: You know what you got, cop? You've got baloney on a stick!
- Phil Parker: Forget it, she's a clam. We've been trying to get her to cooperate for months!
- Sgt. T.J. Hooker: Yeah, but this is the first time Dio's had a date with the Grand Jury.
- Phil Parker: A prostitute with a public concience? Come on, spare me, Hooker!
- Officer Stacy Sheridan: Hustling is what she does, not what she is.
- Angie Quine: Over my dead and severely mangled body, which is what'll happen if I say word one about Dio.
- Sgt. T.J. Hooker: Hey, Angie, one thing you gotta know about me: I may not always be right, but I'm never wrong.