- Lt. Craig Arkin: I asked your captain for help, period. If I'd known I was winding up with the T.J. Hooker brass band, I never would've asked.
- Officer Vince Romano: I see you're into designer colored tanks.
- Sid Beamer: Yeah, they match my eyes.
- Sgt. T.J. Hooker: That's cute, real cute.
- Officer Vince Romano: [about Toby Clark] Last night he broke into the apartment she shared with her sister.
- Lt. Craig Arkin: Well, that's burglary, I'm narcotics. Tell your boy to cool it, Hooker.
- Carol Winslow: Oh Vince, is that you?
- Officer Vince Romano: I know, you didn't recognize me with my clothes on. This is what I do for real.
- Leo Santee: [to Romano] You ever wanna moonlight, let me know. My customers have been asking about you.
- Marsha Randall: How do you like my new skuba outfit?
- Officer Vince Romano: [takes a momentt] Great tanks...
- Lt. Craig Arkin: Millions in cocaine. Ten kilos of evidence up in flames!
- Sgt. T.J. Hooker: Better than having it up hundreds of noses. We came close, damn close.
- Lt. Craig Arkin: Close only counts with handgrenades!