- Sgt. T.J. Hooker: You ask any watch commander, they'll tell you the action goes off the charts when the moon is full.
- Officer Vince Romano: Yeah?
- Sgt. T.J. Hooker: Yeah.
- Officer Vince Romano: I'm glad to hear that. I had a little action planned for later tonight.
- Sgt. T.J. Hooker: Hm?
- Officer Vince Romano: Stephanie Mansfield...
- Sgt. T.J. Hooker: Ah, little Stephanie. The ski bunny you met last week.
- Officer Vince Romano: You got the bunny part right.
- Rollins: [Hooker and Rollins are stuck in an elevator, pointing guns at each other] How long do you think you can hold that gun? Without getting careless?
- Sgt. T.J. Hooker: For the rest of your live, maggot. That's how long.
- Officer Stacy Sheridan: Just wanted to let you know we're taking our Code Seven at Benny's. One A.M.
- Sgt. T.J. Hooker: Benny's, One A.M. gotcha. How's it going?
- Officer Jim Corrigan: [takes dispatch from Stacy] Quiet, but you never know on a night like tonight...
- Officer Vince Romano: Our, eh... car is gone.
- Sgt. T.J. Hooker: [a beat] Say that again?
- Officer Vince Romano: Gone. We've been ripped off.
- Sgt. T.J. Hooker: Are you putting me on?