The Surreal Life (TV Series)

The Good, the Bad, & the Porn Stars (2004)

Ron Jeremy: Self

Quotes 

• Ron Jeremy : [talking to Mady the parrot]  The house seems empty without the cast.

  [talking in a devilish tone] 

  Ron Jeremy : We are all alone!

  Parrot : Oh,oh!

• Ron Jeremy : 6 years of college and I'm a pool cleaner. Yes folks, I'm Ron Jeremy, pool cleaner. Just dial 1-800-I'm an idiot!