- Inspector Steve Keller: [In response to Stone implying that because of work he'll cancel his planned Hawaiian vacation] You know you really are a character. You don't trust anybody with your city, do ya?
- Detective Lt. Mike Stone: My city? What are you talkin' about, "my city"?
- Inspector Steve Keller: You know what I'm talking about; it's the truth. You don't take ten minutes for lunch, how are you gonna go take ten days sittin' under a tree?
- Detective Lt. Mike Stone: I'll tell you what I'm gonna take - I'm gonna take you apart in just ten seconds!
- Inspector Steve Keller: All right, Lieutenant, that's it.
- [Pulls a card from his billfold and reads from it]
- Inspector Steve Keller: You have the right to remain silent...
- Detective Lt. Mike Stone: Oh, c'mon! OUT!
- Record Clerk: [Discussing McFee's transfer from Chino to San Quentin] They sent him to us to straighten him out. How do you unkink a corkscrew?
- Detective Lt. Mike Stone: Are you OK?
- Inspector Steve Keller: [Breathing heavily] Like a cold shower after a hard workout.
- Inspector Steve Keller: [Mike laughs] What are you laughing about?
- Detective Lt. Mike Stone: [Mike points and laughs at Steve] You.
- Inspector Steve Keller: What?
- [Mike continues to laugh]
- Inspector Steve Keller: What?
- Detective Lt. Mike Stone: What time you got?
- Inspector Steve Keller: [Steve checks his watch] What are you worried about the time- Oh man!
- [Steve slaps a barrel, while Mike laughs and claps]
- Inspector Steve Keller: What are you laughing about? You blew another hundred dollar deposit to Hawaii!
- Detective Lt. Mike Stone: Oh! Maybe next year.
- Inspector Steve Keller: Yeah, yeah.
- Detective Lt. Mike Stone: Don't forget your coat.
- Inspector Steve Keller: Sure.
- Detective Lt. Mike Stone: Pick up your shoes.
- Inspector Steve Keller: I got my shoes!