- Inspector Steve Keller: He's the real hardnose, aren't you?
- Detective Lt. Mike Stone: Well, you've got to keep up the image.
- Inspector Steve Keller: Oh that reminds me, I've got to file my report.
- Detective Lt. Mike Stone: What report?
- Inspector Steve Keller: [Keller points to the bruise on his face] Police brutality.
- Detective Lt. Mike Stone: Are you kidding?
- Inspector Steve Keller: Oh come on!
- Detective Lt. Mike Stone: I opened my hand! I did that with my really good hand!
- Inspector Steve Keller: Forget it! The first club is you're going to have on your record...
- Detective Lt. Mike Stone: Oh! My friends give me blemishes.
- Inspector Steve Keller: I don't believe it!