- Judy Miller: So what happened last night?
- Linda Michaels: Yeah... A lady doesn't kiss and tell.
- Judy Miller: Honey, a lady doesn't wear last night's cocktail dress to a pancake breakfast.
- Bill Miller: [learning that Ted's a brain surgeon] Let me ask you a medical question. When you chug a milkshake, how come you get that pain in your head?
- Ted: Let me ask you a medical question. Why you chugging milkshakes?