Jami Gertz: Judy Miller

Quotes 

• Judy Miller : What happens when Tina finds out everything you just told her is a lie?

  Bill : Aw, Judy, by then she'll resent me for so many other things.

• Brian Miller : I suck at basketball and guys pick on me.

  Judy Miller : Well, maybe you could tell the gym teacher to talk to those boys.

  Bill : Yeah, and while you're hanging on the flagpole by your jockstrap, look around, see if you can find a new school.

• Judy Miller : Just out of curiosity, Bill, when we were in the kitchen and I told you to stay out of it, was there a circus song playing in your head?

• Judy Miller : [presenting concert ticket for Lauren and her friends]  Now there are eight tickets there. Two are for your father and me.

  Lauren Miller : [suddenly dreading]  You guys are going?

  Judy Miller : Well, yeah. You're too young to go to a concert by yourself.

  Lauren Miller : [suddenly business like]  Okay, then I have some rules: I pick out the clothes you wear, I pick out the music you play in the van, and you can't talk to us during the concert.

  Judy Miller : Or... we wear what we want, we play what we want, we do whatever we want, and you still get to go to the concert.

• Judy Miller : [having pulled over to buy snacks]  And don't even think of doing that pulling-the-car-away-just-as-we're-trying-to-get-back-in thing.

  Bill : Come on, Judy, give me some credit here. I haven't done that since you were in labor with Tina.

• Judy Miller : [wondering why Alex is avoiding Lauren]  Did you say something to Alex?

  Bill : Nooooooo.

  Judy Miller : Oh, now I know you're lying, because when you lie you stretch your words out.

  Bill : I do naw-ah-ah-ah-ah-t.