Mark Addy: Bill Miller

Quotes 

• Bill Miller : Your suitcases should be by the door. We don't want Grandma and Grandpa hanging around. Once these old people sit down, it takes The Star-Spangled Banner to get them to stand up again.

• Bill Miller : Hello, fellow slaves.

  Brian Miller : Dad, when is Mom gonna get better? It's been days.

  Lauren Miller : Yeah. All this work keeps makin' me look forward to school, and that's just not right.

• Judy Miller : [searching the mini-van for money]  Aw, there's gotta be some toll money or somethin' around here. Ah! Bingo! In the glove box - change organizers. There's gotta be at least $20 here. That's my Brian.

  Bill Miller : Ah, he's also got a Yoda mask and an asthma inhaler.

  Judy Miller : Oh, at least we know our son's not sexually active.

  Bill Miller : Not on this planet.

• Bill Miller : [confronted by a new clerk]  Where's Emma?

  Paco : She's gone.

  Judy Miller : She was just here two minutes ago.

  Paco : Yeah, Emma doesn't like to hang out after her shift ends, seeing as that's when the pay stops.