Jami Gertz: Judy Miller

Quotes 

• Judy Miller : Hey, kids, run upstairs and get your suitcases. Your grandparents are gonna be here any minute.

  Lauren Miller : Why do we even have to go? I hate that stupid train museum.

  Judy Miller : Because it's the third week of your three-week holiday break: Week #1 - we love ya. Week #2 - we like ya. Week #3 - get out!

• Judy Miller : For two days my mom's been doin' everything - the cooking, the cleaning, the health insurance papers... It's like being a wife and mom without having the husband and kids.

• Judy Miller : [searching the mini-van for money]  Aw, there's gotta be some toll money or somethin' around here. Ah! Bingo! In the glove box - change organizers. There's gotta be at least $20 here. That's my Brian.

  Bill Miller : Ah, he's also got a Yoda mask and an asthma inhaler.

  Judy Miller : Oh, at least we know our son's not sexually active.

  Bill Miller : Not on this planet.

• Bill Miller : [confronted by a new clerk]  Where's Emma?

  Paco : She's gone.

  Judy Miller : She was just here two minutes ago.

  Paco : Yeah, Emma doesn't like to hang out after her shift ends, seeing as that's when the pay stops.