Richard Kind: Dr. Nathan Gerber

Quotes 

• Mr. Conway : [awaiting dental work]  Is this gonna hurt?

  Dr. Nathan Gerber : Of course it's gonna hurt. That's why we give you gas.

• Dr. Nathan Gerber : It's a brilliant idea: You know how, some restaurants you go in, you pick out your own lobster? Well, my restaurant is the same idea - except with ducks!

• Judy Miller : You're in the middle of a huge mid-life crisis and there's no reason to drag me or poor little ducks into it. Now GET on the phone, CALL your wife, BEG her forgiveness, and stop talkin' about closin' down the office!

  Dr. Nathan Gerber : But what if it doesn't make me happy?

  Judy Miller : Then buy a sports car and grow a ponytail like every other dentist your age!