Jami Gertz: Judy Miller

Quotes 

• Judy Miller : Dr. Gerber spent a lot of money to train his dog to understand commands in German

  Lauren Miller : Why German?

  Brian Miller : Well, because German in such a guttural language, the dog's more likely to respond to your commands.

  Bill Miller : So, German, huh?

  Judy Miller : Hm.

  Bill Miller : Schnitzel - fetchen me bratwurst unt beerenstein. T'h. Some training. He's just stairin' at me.

  Judy Miller : Hmm, like you're an idiot.

• Judy Miller : You're in the middle of a huge mid-life crisis and there's no reason to drag me or poor little ducks into it. Now GET on the phone, CALL your wife, BEG her forgiveness, and stop talkin' about closin' down the office!

  Dr. Nathan Gerber : But what if it doesn't make me happy?

  Judy Miller : Then buy a sports car and grow a ponytail like every other dentist your age!