Kevin Nealon: Ted Halverson

Quotes 

• Judy Miller : Can I interest you in a cocktail frank?

  Ted Halverson : Uh, my name's Ted and I don't drink in the afternoon.

• Kathy Halverson : Ted says you use the C-word in front of your children.

  Judy Miller : What? I swear, Kathy, we never say that kind of crap in our house.

  Ted Halverson : You just said it again!