Joel Murray: Danny 'Fitz' Fitzsimmons

Quotes 

• Danny 'Fitz' Fitzsimmons : [to Bill]  So your hot wife wants you to go down to the school and flirt with your daughter's hot drama teacher? My wife has a cow when I hang onto Mrs. Butterworth's bottle too long.

• Linda Michaels : Does your wife let you put your feet up on the coffee table?

  Danny 'Fitz' Fitzsimmons : Wife doesn't care where I put my feet. It's my hands she's got rules about.