- Judy Miller: Brian, what's the matter? You've been starin' at that book for over an hour.
- Brian Miller: I don't wanna talk about it.
- Tina Miller: He's got a crush on a girl at school.
- Brian Miller: [darkly] Shut up.
- Tina Miller: [unphased] Her name is Carrie Tyler and she doesn't know he's alive.
- Lauren Miller: With a little bit of work you could actually be a...
- [visibly nauseous at saying this]
- Lauren Miller: ... a pretty good-looking guy.
- [pleased about not vomiting]
- Lauren Miller: Wow, I kept it down.
- Bill Miller: Listen. Guys need encouragement. You think Mrs. Columbus ever said to Christopher "Don't discover the new world - we're fine with the spices we have?"
- Bill Miller: [enters bathroom; Judy's relaxed in the tub with candles around her] You look comfortable.
- Judy Miller: [dreamily] Hello.
- Bill Miller: Mind some company?
- Judy Miller: Honey, no offense, but I wanted a little room for the water.