Mark Addy: Bill Miller

Quotes 

• Judy Miller : So, you hit the ceiling when a senior asked Lauren to the dance, but it's okay for Brian to date a college freshman. Don't you think there's a little double standard there?

  Bill Miller : Not at all. I have one standard for Brian and another, different standard for Lauren. That way they each get their own.

  Judy Miller : I was gonna say that's the stupidest thing I ever heard but I wanna wait to hear what you have to say next.

  Bill Miller : All I'm saying is: girls are easily tricked. It's not their fault. They're born that way.

  Judy Miller : I'm glad I waited.

• Bill Miller : A pity kiss is still a kiss, son. And you know what that can lead to.

  Judy Miller : [patting Bill]  A pity marriage.

• Bill Miller : [love advice to Brian, like an athletics team speech]  All right. I want you to take a knee and listen up. You have a tutor within your grasp and you're just gonna let her go? Shame on you! Sure, you're not the coolest kid on the block. Sure, she's an older, experienced woman. But if nerds from 80's movies have told us anything is: you do what you have to to get the girl. You invent love potion. You date a mannequin. Hell, if you have to, you become a teen wolf.