Stella (TV Series)

Vegetables (2005)

David Wain: David

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• David : $98 for new swim flippers? What was wrong with the swim flippers you got last summer?

  Michael : Look at them, David! I'd be the laughingstock of the Aquatics Center! They're hopelessly out of fashion!

  Michael : They are, David. Besides, what are you, beyond reproach? I mean what about all that surgical gauze you bought?

  David : That was for my appendectomy, Michael.

  Michael : Daivd, that appendectomy was cosmetic and you know it.

  David : It was not.

  Michael : Was too!

  David : Was not!

  Michael : Was too!

  David : Was not!

  Michael : Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear!

  David : Was he?!

  Michael : ...I dunno!

  David : [murmurs and peers at Michael] 

  Michael : You guys, while you were arguing I coming up with a list of ideas about how we can save some money.

  Michael : I'll be the judge of that...

  Michael : [takes the list] 

  Michael : [shaking his head]  No. No. No. No.