- Virgil: Hey what are you doing?
- Frieda: Mr C told us to update the class website
- Virgil: By writing 10 pages on the Backstreet Boys?
- Richie: We're not writing a fan magazine we're supposed to be writing news.
- Frieda: This is news. We're writing a feature article about the impact that music has on popular culture.
- Daisy: We're just using the Backstreet Boys as an example.
- Virgil: Click here to see Nick's new haircut
- Richie: Kevin and Brian's weddings.
- Virgil: Howie's acting jobs?
- Richie: And of course A.J.'s tattoos.
- Virgil, Richie: OOH!
- Daisy: You think we're just a couple of mindless giggling fans don't you? You know? I find that to be insulting.
- Frieda: Insulting and demeaning.
- Virgil: Okay, okay we're sorry.
- Richie: Honest. We appologize.
- Daisy: Well, you'd better
- Richie: Although I do think that A.J. looks better with just a moustache.
- Frieda, Daisy: Definitely. You know that's what I was thinking before... HEY! WAIT A MINUTE?
- Virgil, Richie: [Virgil and Richie run out of the room laughing after Freida and Daisy run throw everything they can get their hands on at them] Ow!
- Replikon: Show's over, pop star!
- Static: Keep your hands to yourself, fur-fur.
- A.J.: How'd you find us?
- Static: Adam mentioned that he and Replikon used to work here a long time ago. Now to get you out of here. Ooh!
- Replikon: You can't hurt me, Static Shock. Wood doesn't conduct electricity, Static. Goodbye!
- A.J.: [A.J. plays around with a reverb machine and puts the earphones over Replikon's ears]
- Replikon: Now let's see how you like this? Ahh! Ooh!
- Static: Thanks! That must have been some wicked reverb you fed him.
- A.J.: Nope! Just his own bad music.
- Static Shock: Richie. It's V. Look I couldn't sleep.
- Richie: Thank you for passing along that important piece of information. Goodnight.
- Static Shock: Richie. I need you to stay focused. This whole A.J. thing is really bugging me. I think that was Replikon we saw on TV not A.J.
- Richie: You serious?
- Static Shock: Like Frieda said his tattoo was on the wrong arm. I figure Repilikon was facing A.J. when he disguised himself so everything got flip flopped.
- Richie: Yeah. Like looking in a mirror. Then where's the real A.J.?
- Static Shock: I checked the hotel. He wasn't there. I went by the studio. Same thing. Now I'm at Adam's house and he's gone too.
- Richie: Poor Adam is probably still down about his deal going bad. There he was about to see his face in every record store in the country.
- Static Shock: Record store? That's it. Richie I need an address for a Stone Gas records.
- Richie: You've got it V. I just hope that Replikon hasn't gone wacko on A.J.
- Static Shock: You and me both bro.
- Sharon: That looks good... Hey! We're eating in half an hour.
- Virgil: Yeah. I saw what you were cooking. I thought that I'd build up my strength.
- Sharon: By the way. Daisy called. Said something about a big scoop.
- A.J.: Adam's tunes are hot. I'd sign him if I were you Lester.
- Lester Biggs: That's high praise coming from A.J. McLean.
- Rita Velasquez: Rita Velasquez: Artists and Relations so Adam do you have a demo tape or a CD?
- Adam: Right here.
- A.J.: I'm telling you it's hot.
- Rita Velasquez: I'll take a listen and we'll talk later.
- Lester Biggs: Excuse me for a moment. YO J-LO!
- Frieda: I don't care what you say Virgil. A.J.'s not like that.
- Virgil: Look I know that you and Daisy have mad cap love for the guy but he is just fickled and two-faced.
- Daisy: Just because we all like Adam's sound doesn't mean A.J. has to.
- Richie: She's got a point V.
- Virgil: Way to be on my side bro.
- Static: So you guys on tour or something?
- A.J.: No. I'm working with this songwriter Adam Evans. Have you heard of him?
- Static: Yeah. When he's not writing songs he's my sidekick Rubberband Man.
- A.J.: So that explains the purple underpants.
- Static: So why are you working with him?
- A.J.: Adam's beats are on the one and he's great to work with.
- Static: I might argue with you about the work part but I've gotta admit... I like Adam's music.
- Richie: Still working on your Backstreet Boys shrine?
- Frieda: We're busy Richie.
- Richie: That's too bad because I know something about a certain boy group that you might want to hear about but I ain't talking.
- Daisy: What could you possibly know about the Backstreet Boys that we don't?
- Richie: Two words... LO-CATION.
- Frieda: What do you mean?
- Richie: Ah I will say no more. Once a secret gets into the ole Foley vault it stays locked.
- Daisy: Well, then...
- Frieda: Who's up for a cheeseburger
- [Richie looks disgusted]
- Virgil: Adam! Look I'm sorry for running my big fat mouth off. Especially to someone who has a bigger, fatter, mouth than me.
- Sharon Hawkins: Zip it Virgil!
- Virgil: I'm just trying to appologize.
- Sharon Hawkins: He doesn't want to hear it right now.
- Virgil: What happened?
- Adam: The deal's off. A.J. doesn't like my music after all.
- Virgil: Adam your tunes are tight. There must be some sort of mistake?
- Adam: No this came from the horse's mouth. Man I thought A.J. was feeling me but I was getting played like a sucka this whole time. Gah!
- Sharon Hawkins: Adam!
- Rita Velasquez: Lester we have a big problem here. What if they wreck the studio? Think of the expense? Think of the lawsuits?
- A.J.: Think of the publicity. In Dakota today A.J. McLean and his new discovery Adam Evans attract thousands of devoted fans.
- Rita Velasquez: Lester cancel the call to 911 but send a photographer over.
- Replikon: Yo Backstreet Bum. Lester Biggs is going sign Marvin Roper, me, to an overall deal. Mansions, stretch limos, I'm going to live on the hills.
- A.J.: Yeah in a penthouse prison cell.
- Replikon: Ah ha ha! He's just a funny pop star. After I get through with you, you won't be laughing.
- A.J.: Is that right?
- Replikon: You see I was just keeping you around to make sure my imitation of you looked real but now that I have my record contract... All you're good for is lunchmeat.
- [singing Everybody Backstreet's Back]
- Virgil: Ahh de phone. Hello? Dis is chef Virgil.
- Adam: Hi Virgil. Is Sharon there?
- Virgil: No she's not. Can't you tell by my good mood?
- Adam: Shoot! I need my CD back right now.
- Virgil: I can bring it. Adam?
- Adam: Okay I'll give you the directions but you have to come by yourself. Understand?
- Adam: Marvin?
- Marvin Roper: Adam?
- Static: You two know each other?
- Marvin Roper: Yes we were producing partners back in the day.
- Adam: Yeah now we're ex-partners. He promised me that he could make me a star until I found out he was all talk and no action.
- Virgil: [Yawning] Rough night.
- Richie: You look tired. Were you out on patrol all night?
- Virgil: No. I couldn't sleep. I kept banging on the wall trying to get Sharon to turn her stereo down. She was up all night listening to Adam's CD.
- Richie: Well now you'll know what to get her for her birthday next time?
- Virgil: What's that?
- Richie: Headphones.
- Richie: Wait! What are you doing?
- Virgil: I'm logging on to the class website.
- Richie: You can't do that.
- Virgil: Why not?
- Richie: The site crashed. Believe me there's nothing there to see.
- Virgil: Richie. Let go of the chair.
- Richie: D'oh! You see it's like this. You're with friends, you talk and next thing you know...
- Virgil: [shouts] Richie! You told them about A.J.?
- Richie: No, not really.
- Virgil: Informed sources indicate that A.J. McLean is here in Dakota.
- [shouts]
- Virgil: Richie!
- Richie: Those are unconfirmed rumors. That's all
- Virgil: They posted the address of the recording studio!
- Richie: Okay it's not my fault. Frieda and Daisy, they forced me to talk. It was double chili cheeseburger with grilled onions.
- Virgil: Here you go Adam. Hey I didn't know there was a recording studio here?
- Adam: Yeah it's a trade secret now if you don't mind.
- Virgil: Hey Slow down. I want to have a look
- A.J.: Yo Adam. You got them tunes yet?
- Virgil: Hey! You're A.J. McLean! You're a Backstreet Boy?
- A.J.: Right on both counts. Let me guess? You have all our CDs.
- Virgil: Well, No.
- [A.J. fakes a heartattack]
- Virgil: But the girls at school. They're crazy about you.
- A.J.: That's cool.
- Virgil: One question: why are you with him?
- A.J.: We're thinking about using some of Adam's music on our new CD.
- A.J.: [Female voice calls AJ over the loudspeaker] Later.
- Virgil: No way! Adam, this could be it for you man.
- Adam: Yeah I know. That's why we have to keep this on the down low. Nobody knows that A.J. is in town and I want it to stay that way.
- Virgil: No problem. Don't sweat it. My lips are sealed.
- [Over the telephone]
- Virgil: Richie you will not believe who I just saw.
- Adam: I've waited for a long time but this deal proves that if you stick to your dreams they'll come true.
- Richie: Our friend is going to be a star. Think about it V. Superstretch limos, craft service munchies.
- Virgil: Richie, he's in a really tough business. One minute you're the hottest thing around the next you're in the close-out bin.
- Daisy, Frieda: Hi guys.
- Virgil: Who's that on your shirt?
- Daisy: Adam of course.
- Frieda: He's so cool.
- Virgil: Then again there's nothing wrong with being a one-hit-wonder.
- [rapping]
- Virgil: My name is Virgil and I'm here to say nobody sings and raps my way.
- Richie: I'm his pal Richie and I must agree. Together we make great harmony.
- [beatboxing]
- Daisy: Friends of yours?
- Frieda: Nope. Never seen them.