Static Shock (TV Series)
Duped (2002)
Kadeem Hardison: Rubberband Man, Adam Evans
Quotes
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Adam : I'm going to get Virgil. I am SO going to get him.
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A.J. : Adam's tunes are hot. I'd sign him if I were you Lester.
Lester Biggs : That's high praise coming from A.J. McLean.
Rita Velasquez : Rita Velasquez: Artists and Relations so Adam do you have a demo tape or a CD?
Adam : Right here.
A.J. : I'm telling you it's hot.
Rita Velasquez : I'll take a listen and we'll talk later.
Lester Biggs : Excuse me for a moment. YO J-LO!
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Virgil : Adam! Look I'm sorry for running my big fat mouth off. Especially to someone who has a bigger, fatter, mouth than me.
Sharon Hawkins : Zip it Virgil!
Virgil : I'm just trying to appologize.
Sharon Hawkins : He doesn't want to hear it right now.
Virgil : What happened?
Adam : The deal's off. A.J. doesn't like my music after all.
Virgil : Adam your tunes are tight. There must be some sort of mistake?
Adam : No this came from the horse's mouth. Man I thought A.J. was feeling me but I was getting played like a sucka this whole time. Gah!
Sharon Hawkins : Adam!
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[singing Everybody Backstreet's Back]
Virgil : Ahh de phone. Hello? Dis is chef Virgil.
Adam : Hi Virgil. Is Sharon there?
Virgil : No she's not. Can't you tell by my good mood?
Adam : Shoot! I need my CD back right now.
Virgil : I can bring it. Adam?
Adam : Okay I'll give you the directions but you have to come by yourself. Understand?
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Adam : Marvin?
Marvin Roper : Adam?
Static : You two know each other?
Marvin Roper : Yes we were producing partners back in the day.
Adam : Yeah now we're ex-partners. He promised me that he could make me a star until I found out he was all talk and no action.
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Virgil : Here you go Adam. Hey I didn't know there was a recording studio here?
Adam : Yeah it's a trade secret now if you don't mind.
Virgil : Hey Slow down. I want to have a look
A.J. : Yo Adam. You got them tunes yet?
Virgil : Hey! You're A.J. McLean! You're a Backstreet Boy?
A.J. : Right on both counts. Let me guess? You have all our CDs.
Virgil : Well, No.
[A.J. fakes a heartattack]
Virgil : But the girls at school. They're crazy about you.
A.J. : That's cool.
Virgil : One question: why are you with him?
A.J. : We're thinking about using some of Adam's music on our new CD.
A.J. : [Female voice calls AJ over the loudspeaker] Later.
Virgil : No way! Adam, this could be it for you man.
Adam : Yeah I know. That's why we have to keep this on the down low. Nobody knows that A.J. is in town and I want it to stay that way.
Virgil : No problem. Don't sweat it. My lips are sealed.
[Over the telephone]
Virgil : Richie you will not believe who I just saw.
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Adam : I've waited for a long time but this deal proves that if you stick to your dreams they'll come true.
Richie : Our friend is going to be a star. Think about it V. Superstretch limos, craft service munchies.
Virgil : Richie, he's in a really tough business. One minute you're the hottest thing around the next you're in the close-out bin.
Virgil : Who's that on your shirt?
Daisy : Adam of course.
Frieda : He's so cool.
Virgil : Then again there's nothing wrong with being a one-hit-wonder.
[rapping]
Virgil : My name is Virgil and I'm here to say nobody sings and raps my way.
Richie : I'm his pal Richie and I must agree. Together we make great harmony.
[beatboxing]
Daisy : Friends of yours?
Frieda : Nope. Never seen them.
