Static Shock (TV Series)

Duped (2002)

Jason Marsden: Richie Foley

Quotes 

• Virgil : Hey what are you doing?

  Frieda : Mr C told us to update the class website

  Virgil : By writing 10 pages on the Backstreet Boys?

  Richie : We're not writing a fan magazine we're supposed to be writing news.

  Frieda : This is news. We're writing a feature article about the impact that music has on popular culture.

  Daisy : We're just using the Backstreet Boys as an example.

  Virgil : Click here to see Nick's new haircut

  Richie : Kevin and Brian's weddings.

  Virgil : Howie's acting jobs?

  Richie : And of course A.J.'s tattoos.

  Virgil , Richie : OOH!

  Daisy : You think we're just a couple of mindless giggling fans don't you? You know? I find that to be insulting.

  Frieda : Insulting and demeaning.

  Virgil : Okay, okay we're sorry.

  Richie : Honest. We appologize.

  Daisy : Well, you'd better

  Richie : Although I do think that A.J. looks better with just a moustache.

  Frieda , Daisy : Definitely. You know that's what I was thinking before... HEY! WAIT A MINUTE?

  Virgil , Richie : [Virgil and Richie run out of the room laughing after Freida and Daisy run throw everything they can get their hands on at them]  Ow!

• Frieda : That's weird!

  Richie : What?

  Frieda : His tattoo. I thought his Chinese symbols were on the other arm?

  Daisy : Yeah, they are.

• Static Shock : Richie. It's V. Look I couldn't sleep.

  Richie : Thank you for passing along that important piece of information. Goodnight.

  Static Shock : Richie. I need you to stay focused. This whole A.J. thing is really bugging me. I think that was Replikon we saw on TV not A.J.

  Richie : You serious?

  Static Shock : Like Frieda said his tattoo was on the wrong arm. I figure Repilikon was facing A.J. when he disguised himself so everything got flip flopped.

  Richie : Yeah. Like looking in a mirror. Then where's the real A.J.?

  Static Shock : I checked the hotel. He wasn't there. I went by the studio. Same thing. Now I'm at Adam's house and he's gone too.

  Richie : Poor Adam is probably still down about his deal going bad. There he was about to see his face in every record store in the country.

  Static Shock : Record store? That's it. Richie I need an address for a Stone Gas records.

  Richie : You've got it V. I just hope that Replikon hasn't gone wacko on A.J.

  Static Shock : You and me both bro.

• Frieda : I don't care what you say Virgil. A.J.'s not like that.

  Virgil : Look I know that you and Daisy have mad cap love for the guy but he is just fickled and two-faced.

  Daisy : Just because we all like Adam's sound doesn't mean A.J. has to.

  Richie : She's got a point V.

  Virgil : Way to be on my side bro.

• Richie : Still working on your Backstreet Boys shrine?

  Frieda : We're busy Richie.

  Richie : That's too bad because I know something about a certain boy group that you might want to hear about but I ain't talking.

  Daisy : What could you possibly know about the Backstreet Boys that we don't?

  Richie : Two words... LO-CATION.

  Frieda : What do you mean?

  Richie : Ah I will say no more. Once a secret gets into the ole Foley vault it stays locked.

  Daisy : Well, then...

  Frieda : Who's up for a cheeseburger

  [Richie looks disgusted] 

• Virgil : [Yawning]  Rough night.

  Richie : You look tired. Were you out on patrol all night?

  Virgil : No. I couldn't sleep. I kept banging on the wall trying to get Sharon to turn her stereo down. She was up all night listening to Adam's CD.

  Richie : Well now you'll know what to get her for her birthday next time?

  Virgil : What's that?

  Richie : Headphones.

• Richie : Wait! What are you doing?

  Virgil : I'm logging on to the class website.

  Richie : You can't do that.

  Virgil : Why not?

  Richie : The site crashed. Believe me there's nothing there to see.

  Virgil : Richie. Let go of the chair.

  Richie : D'oh! You see it's like this. You're with friends, you talk and next thing you know...

  Virgil : [shouts]  Richie! You told them about A.J.?

  Richie : No, not really.

  Virgil : Informed sources indicate that A.J. McLean is here in Dakota.

  [shouts] 

  Virgil : Richie!

  Richie : Those are unconfirmed rumors. That's all

  Virgil : They posted the address of the recording studio!

  Richie : Okay it's not my fault. Frieda and Daisy, they forced me to talk. It was double chili cheeseburger with grilled onions.

• Adam : I've waited for a long time but this deal proves that if you stick to your dreams they'll come true.

  Richie : Our friend is going to be a star. Think about it V. Superstretch limos, craft service munchies.

  Virgil : Richie, he's in a really tough business. One minute you're the hottest thing around the next you're in the close-out bin.

  Daisy , Frieda : Hi guys.

  Virgil : Who's that on your shirt?

  Daisy : Adam of course.

  Frieda : He's so cool.

  Virgil : Then again there's nothing wrong with being a one-hit-wonder.

  [rapping] 

  Virgil : My name is Virgil and I'm here to say nobody sings and raps my way.

  Richie : I'm his pal Richie and I must agree. Together we make great harmony.

  [beatboxing] 

  Daisy : Friends of yours?

  Frieda : Nope. Never seen them.