- Det. Dave Starsky: Pick a card.
- Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: I don't wanna pick a card.
- Det. Dave Starsky: There's nothing to see out there but dust. Will you please pick a card.
- Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Starsky, this is a stakeout for dope runners, this is not an amateur hour. Why don't you just read your magazine?
- Det. Dave Starsky: I already have, four times. Everything from Babe Ruth to Studio 54.
- Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Well read it again.
- Det. Dave Starsky: Will you please pick a card? C'mon.
- Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: I feel like I've been trapped for five hours with a dying lounge act.
- Det. Dave Starsky: Well, I could put on a skirt.