- Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: You ever see a fat lion, huh?
- Det. Dave Starsky: Come to think about it, I've never seen a thin hippopotamus.
- Jessie: [Scowling at Starsky and Hutch] Plainclothes are the worst kind of fuzz.
- Gary Filmon: Oh, Jessie, they're our guests.
- Jessie: "Beware of false prophets that come to you in sheep's clothing and inwardly are ravenous wolves." Saint Matthew.