- Det. Dave Starsky: Zebra Three. That's what Headquarters used to call us. It was our code name.
- Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Code name, huh?
- Det. Dave Starsky: Yeah.
- Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Sounds like something out of a B movie. You trying to tell me I was some kind of a spy?
- Det. Dave Starsky: Not a spy, a cop.
- Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Oh please, anything but a cop.
- Det. Dave Starsky: What's wrong with being a cop?
- Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Oh nothing. If you're into that kind of a macho power trip.
- Marsha Henry: Good morning! How are we today?
- Det. Dave Starsky: We are weird. And getting weirder by the minute.