- Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: [Explaining pro wrestling to Starsky] Now, see, what happens is you get some Idaho potato picker in here, you give him a funny name and a fancy pair of tights and a bottle of ketchup.
- Huggy Bear: Welcome to Rodent Downs, gentlemen. Just a friendly game of chance amongst friends.
- Det. Dave Starsky: Mouse racing?
- Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: I don't believe it.
- Huggy Bear: Well, you ever try to get ten horses in a basement?
- Det. Dave Starsky: [Upon discovering a dead body in a shower stall] Tell me he slipped on a bar of soap.
- Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: He slipped on a bar of soap.
- Det. Dave Starsky: I don't believe it.
- Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Neither do I.