- Emily Harrison: I'm waiting for someone.
- Det. Dave Starsky: Oh? Male or female?
- Emily Harrison: Look mister, I don't feel comfortable talking to strangers.
- Det. Dave Starsky: Me neither. Why don't we introduce ourselves? My name's Dave.
- Emily Harrison: I'm sorry, but I would...
- Det. Dave Starsky: [jumping right in] Oh me too. I would have preferred something a little sexier, like ah, Rudy, or Marcelo. But, ah, waddya gonna do?
- Emily Harrison: You are really weird, you know that?
- Det. Dave Starsky: Well, all the normal people are working now. God bless us weirdos, huh?
- Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Every snitch on your circuit is asking me about the blind girl and the cop. It sounds like a silly soap opera.
- Det. Dave Starsky: Knock it off, will ya?
- Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: "In the line of duty", officer. That does not mean you have to devote your whole life to her.
- Det. Dave Starsky: See you around.
- Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Oh, come on, Starsky. Don't do this to yourself. I love ya, I understand what you're going through, I love your caring but man, I just think it's a bum rap to wash your life down the drain on a guilt trip.