Star Trek: The Next Generation (TV Series)

Deja Q (1990)

Michael Dorn: Lieutenant Worf

Quotes 

• Capt. Picard : Return that moon to its orbit.

  Q : I have no powers! Q the ordinary.

  Capt. Picard : Q the liar! Q the misanthrope!

  Q : Q the miserable, Q the desperate! What must I do to convince you people?

  Lieutenant Worf : Die.

  Q : Oh, very clever, Worf. Eat any good books lately?

• Lieutenant Worf : Be quiet! Or disappear back where you came from.

  Q : I can't disappear - any more than you could win a beauty contest.

• [Q tries unsuccessfully to convince Worf that he has truly become an ordinary human] 

  Lieutenant Worf : You have fooled us too often, Q.

  Q : Oh, perspicacity incarnate. Please don't feel compelled now to tell me the story of "The Boy Who Cried 'Worf'".

• Capt. Picard : Fine. You want to be treated as human?

  Q : Absolutely.

  Capt. Picard : All right. Mr. Worf - throw him in the brig!

  Lieutenant Worf : Delighted, Captain.

• Q : It was a mistake. I never should have picked human. I knew it the moment I said it. To think of a future in this shell... forced to cover myself with a fabric because of some outdated human morality, to say nothing of being too hot or too cold. Growing feeble with age, losing my hair, catching a disease, being ticklish, sneezing, having an itch, a pimple, bad breath...

  [looks at Worf] 

  Q : Having to *bathe!*

  Lieutenant Worf : Too bad!

• Q : You can't do this to me, Jean-Luc.

  Lieutenant Worf : [grabs Q's arm and starts to pull]  You will walk or I will carry you.

  Q : Given the option, I - I'll walk. You disappointment me, Jean-Luc. I'm disappointed.

  [Worf and Q enter turbolift] 

  Q : Hey, I'm claustrophobic. I don't like it in here.