Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (TV Series)

Little Green Men (1995)

Charles Napier: Gen. Rex Denning

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Quotes 

• General Denning : You know, Quark, you might be some kind of Martian...

  Quark : Ferengi.

  General Denning : Whatever. But the more we talk, the more you remind me of my brother-in-law.

  Quark : Is he a businessman?

  General Denning : He's a car salesman, and not a very good one.

• Quark : We're here to open up trade negotiations. If you're not interested, just say so. I'm sure I can do business with one of your planet's other nation states.

  General Denning : In other words, if we don't play ball, you're going to sell these advanced weapons of yours to the Russians?

  Quark : I'd rather it didn't come to that. To be honest, I'd much rather work with you Australians.

  General Denning : Americans!

  Quark : Whatever...

• [when trying to escape from the military base, the Ferengi and their helpers are intercepted by General Denning and two armed soldiers] 

  General Denning : Hold it right there!

  Quark : Stay back!

  Quark : [points at Nurse Garland]  ... or I'll disintegrate this hostage.

  General Denning : With your finger?

  Quark : With my death ray.

  General Denning : Looks a lot like a finger to me.

• Quark : You people should take better care of yourselves. Stop poisoning your bodies with tobacco and atom bombs. Sooner or later that kind of stuff will kill you.

  General Denning : What do you know about atom bombs?

  Quark : My people have been watching your world for years; we know all about you: baseball... root beer... darts... atom bombs. It's quite a fascinating culture you Humans have here.

• Wainwright : [after the Ferengi have escaped in their ship]  What do we do now, General?

  General Denning : About what, Captain? All we ever found was a crashed weather balloon.