Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (TV Series)

Invasive Procedures (1993)

Armin Shimerman: Quark

Quotes 

• Quark : [about Rom]  I know, I know - he couldn't find a cup of water if you dropped him in a lake, but... even if he is an idiot, he's still my brother.

  Odo : And you'd betray him in a second if it suited your interests.

  Quark : That doesn't mean I don't love him.

• [Bashir removes the box with Odo in it from the stasis field] 

  Doctor Bashir : Odo's in here, we have to get him out.

  Quark : Are you sure?

  Doctor Bashir : Quark...

  [Quark gives a "just kidding" shrug] 

  Doctor Bashir : If only we knew the access code.

  Quark : Allow me?

  [leans over the box and tries the combination lock] 

  Quark : Ah... standard Delgorian locking mechanism. Sophisticated... but vulnerable, if you know its weaknesses. Hand me that laser scalpel.

  [Quark cuts a hole in the side of the box, presses something inside, then tries the combination again, listening carefully. The box opens] 

  Quark : It's a gift.

• [Quark shams injury, allowing Bashir to ambush T'Kar with a hypospray] 

  Quark : Thank you, Doctor. I feel better already.