Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (TV Series)

Indiscretion (1995)

Armin Shimerman: Quark

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• Quark : You Hew-mans. All you wanna do is please your women. You want them to be your friends. But we Ferengi know better: women are the enemy, and we treat them accordingly. The key is to never let them get the upper hand. If she says she doesn't see you enough, threaten to see her even less. If she wants more gifts, take back the ones you've already given her. It's all about control.

  Lt. Commander Jadzia Dax : What if your woman leaves you?

  Quark : That's what holosuites are for.

  Doctor Bashir : It's a wonder the Ferengi reproduce at all.

• [Dax has asked Sisko about his honest opinion on Kasidy moving to the station] 

  Quark : Captain, I would think long and hard before answering.

  Captain Sisko : I don't recall asking your opinion, Quark.

  Quark : Well, maybe you should. I mean, who knows more about women than me?

  Doctor Bashir : Everyone.