Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (TV Series)
Afterimage (1998)
Armin Shimerman: Quark
Quotes
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Quark : So, what do you think?
Doctor Bashir : About what?
Quark : About her.
Doctor Bashir : About who?
Quark : Dax!
Doctor Bashir : ...Oh, Ezri. She seems... nice.
Quark : Meaning what?
Doctor Bashir : Meaning... nice.
Quark : Oh, come on, Doctor. I know the way you felt about Jadzia.
Doctor Bashir : She's not Jadzia.
Quark : She's the next best thing. So - are you interested?
Doctor Bashir : Sounds to me like you're the one who's interested, Quark.
Quark : It's not every day you get a second chance with a woman.
Doctor Bashir : It's not the same woman!
Quark : She's still Dax, isn't she?
Doctor Bashir : More or less.
Quark : Well, that's good enough for me. Ready for a little competition?
Doctor Bashir : You're insane.
Quark : And you... are going to lose!
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Quark : Remember all those late night tongo games?
Ensign Ezri Dax : Who could forget?
Quark : Mmm...
Ensign Ezri Dax : Wait a minute... You owe me ten strips of latinum from our last game!
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[Dr. Bashir is trying to extract something out of Quark's ear canal with tweezers. Quark is shrieking his head off]
Quark : AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
Doctor Bashir : [firmly yet calmly] Hold still.
[Quark lets out a shorter shriek and braces himself for pain]
Doctor Bashir : ....I think I got something.
[Dr. Bashir pulls the object out of Quark's ear canal - a feather. Quark takes the tweezers holding the feather to get a good look at it as he massages his ear]
Quark : I should've known... Never get a tympanic tickle from an amateur.
Doctor Bashir : Tympanic tickle?
Quark : It's...
Doctor Bashir : [interrupting; realizing what Quark is going to refer to] Never mind. I don't want to know. Hold still. I'll get you some antibiotics.