- [Lorne's jeep was destroyed by a car bomb]
- Maxine 'Max' London: I'm sorry about your jeep.
- Lorne Cash: Eh, put out the fire, slap on another coat of paint and it'll be good as knew.
- Lorne Cash: You know, I've been thinking....
- Maxine 'Max' London: Yeah?
- Lorne Cash: You know, you were right - a T-33 really is a terrific car... but a jeep has room for my golf clubs.
- Shank: I don't work for you anymore.
- Ivan Rogov: You will always work for me.
- Shank: Are you threatening me?
- Ivan Rogov: No. I'm threatening your mother. I kidnapped her.
- Maxine 'Max' London: I think you should start shopping for a new car. Why not move into the 21st century? These new T-33 assault vehicles are great! I love mine.
- Lorne Cash: Yeah, it's nice, but it's not my jeep.
- Maxine 'Max' London: Give 'em a chance. They come fully loaded - bullet-proof glass, radar evasive skin, anti-lock brakes, factory airbags and they finally put in cup holders.
- Lorne Cash: Give him the radio.
- Maxine 'Max' London: Since when did I become Boy Wonder? What is going on with you?
- Lorne Cash: Nothing. Max, please, give him the radio.
- Maxine 'Max' London: Anything you say, Caped Crusader.