- Dana Whitaker: I have seen enough to know that I have seen enough. And now I want something good to happen. I want something good to happen before the day is over, and I'll be judge of what's good.
- Casey McCall: Dana.
- Dana Whitaker: One good thing before the day is over, I swear that's all I want!
- Isaac Jaffe: Hey lady!
- [everyone turns to see Isaac standing there looking at them]
- Isaac Jaffe: Are you planning on getting my show on the air anytime soon?
- Dan Rydell: Ya know, Isaac...
- Isaac Jaffe: Yeah?
- Dan Rydell: Casey and I were talking before and... well...
- Isaac Jaffe: What?
- Dan Rydell: We think you're a bit of cheese danish.
- Isaac Jaffe: Hey.
- Casey McCall: A strawberry parfait, Isaac.
- Isaac Jaffe: I had a stroke.
- Casey McCall: Out six weeks on the DL with a stroke? I've seen gored matadors get up off the floor faster than you.
- Dan Rydell: You're a bit of a crumb cake there, aren't ya, pal?
- Isaac Jaffe: Let me look at you both
- [pauses and looks them over]
- Isaac Jaffe: You look good, boys.
- Dan Rydell: So do you, Sir
- Jeremy Goodwin: A writer once wrote, "As if it matters how a man falls down. When the fall is all that's left it matters very much." What did he mean by that? Don't abandon blowouts.
- Jeremy Goodwin: Whatever happened to the ninth inning rally?
- Dana Whitaker: Yeah, and why don't we use semi-colons anymore?
- Kim: Dana wants to take everyone's picture tomorrow.
- Dan Rydell: Why?
- Casey McCall: She bought a new camera.
- Dan Rydell: I didn't know Dana took pictures.
- Casey McCall: She doesn't. She doesn't know anything about cameras. But she felt the sudden need to own one.
- Dan Rydell: Is this part of her psychotic episode?
- Casey McCall: Yes.
- Dan Rydell: Well, then, sign me up.
- Dan Rydell: Elliot.
- Elliot: What do ya need?
- Dan Rydell: Wouldn't you think that Rebecca would've come crawling back to me by now?
- Elliot: If you love soemthing, you gotta set it free, Dan.
- Dana Whitaker: We have a name for people like you back home in Cedar Rapids. It's called sourpuss.
- Jeremy Goodwin: Mm, we have a name for people like you back home in Boston it's called...
- [Natalie yanks his ear]
- Jeremy Goodwin: Ow. Ow. Pain. Pain. Pain.
- Dana Whitaker: This is a cheap excuse to get out of marrying me, which you never wanted to do in the third place. And the only reason you proposed in the second place was out of guilt for having slept with Sally in the first place.
- Jeremy Goodwin: Dana, do you have the first idea of how to operate any of this equipment?
- Dana Whitaker: [holds up instruction booklet] This is called an owner's manual, my friend, and I have read it cover to cover.
- Jeremy Goodwin: I've read Doctor Zhivago cover to cover. Doesn't make me the czar.