Sports Night (TV Series)

Thespis (1998)

Jeff Mooring: Dave

Quotes 

• Natalie Hurley : So Thespis is the Roman god of theatre?

  Jeremy Goodwin : That's exactly right. Except he's not Roman and he's not a god.

  Natalie Hurley : What is he?

  Jeremy Goodwin : He's Greek and he's a ghost.

  Dana Whitaker : Who's Artemis?

  Jeremy Goodwin : Artemis?

  Dana Whitaker : Yes.

  Jeremy Goodwin : Artemis is goddess of the moon, the hunt, chastity and fertility.

  [everybody oohs and aahs] 

  Dana Whitaker : Your boy knows his mythology.

  Natalie Hurley : Give him another one.

  Kim : Athena.

  Dave : [counting back from commercial]  30 seconds.

  Jeremy Goodwin : Goddess of wisdom, the arts, and war.

  Casey McCall : Mercury.

  Jeremy Goodwin : God of commerce, wrestling, gymnastics, thieving, good luck, sleep, wealth, and dreams.

  Casey McCall : Wow.

  Natalie Hurley : There's a god of thieving?

  Casey McCall : There's a god of gymnastics?

  Jeremy Goodwin : Yes, indeed.