Sports Night (TV Series)

Thespis (1998)

Josh Charles: Dan Rydell

Quotes 

• Dan Rydell : I remember what you were wearing. Do you remember what I was wearing?

  Casey McCall : I remember not thinking at the time that you were a woman.

• Dan Rydell : You recited the St. Crispin's Day speech from the lobby of the St. Paul Radisson.

  Casey McCall : Well, was it untoward?

  Dan Rydell : No, it was just embarrassing.

• Dan Rydell : [doing soccer highlights]  Blake kicks the ball with high hopes that it will enter the goal, but it does not.

• Elliott : Anybody know why there's a 20-pound frozen turkey up in the light grid?

  Dan Rydell : Dana, Elliot wants to know why there's a 20-pound frozen turkey in the light grid.

  Dana Whitaker : It's 24 pounds.

  Dan Rydell : I'll tell him that, but then he'll just want to know why there's a 24-pound frozen turkey in the light grid.

  [Dan leaves, Elliot comes in afterwards] 

  Elliott : Why is there a 24-pound frozen turkey up in the light grid?

• Dana Whitaker : Why is there still water dripping on this desk?

  [Turkey falls on desk] 

  Dan Rydell : Say, Dana, this wouldn't happen to be your frozen turkey by any chance, now would it?