- [after making a presentation for his son's class]
- Natalie: What did you do?
- Casey McCall: I did what I do, Natalie. I did what I do.
- Dan Rydell: You screwed up your romantic life in front of fifth-graders?
- Sally Sasser: Sam?
- Sam: Susie.
- Sally Sasser: Sally.
- Sam: Okay.
- Sally Sasser: This meeting's not going that well is it?
- Sam: No. The good news is an hour from now I'm not going to remember who you are.
- Dana Whitaker: I'm looking for ways to kill you, you know.
- Sam Donovan: Dana, I have been through alcohol, marriage, and network television. If you want to kill me, you're gonna need some kryptonite.
- Sam Donovan: By the way, I met a girl named Suzy today. It sounds like she's the preferred vacation spot for all the men you date.
- Dana Whitaker: ...Sally.
- Sam Donovan: Okay.