Sports Night (TV Series)

The Head Coach, Dinner and the Morning Mail (1998)

Felicity Huffman: Dana Whitaker

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• Casey McCall : How am I conversationally anal-retentive?

  Dana Whitaker : Let me answer that question in four parts with the fourth part first and the third part last. The second part has five syllables -

  Casey McCall : All right, all right, all right!

• Dan Rydell : Okay, I don't think there's any way I could be colder.

  Kim : What if you were wet?

  Dan Rydell : I'd be very cold. But as cold as I'd be under that circumstance, I still don't think there'd be any discernable difference between how cold I'd be then and how cold I am now. That's how cold I am.

  Casey McCall : Soooo, you're cold?

  Dan Rydell : I'm pretty cold.

  Dana Whitaker : We're taking care of it.

  Dan Rydell : And if it's possible, I'd like to look just a little bit more like Elmer Fudd.

• Jeremy Goodwin : Natalie's right. If this is professional television, surely there's some kind of strict procedure that's followed when something like this happens.

  Dana Whitaker : Absolutely.

  Jeremy Goodwin : What is it?

  Dana Whitaker : Well, first, everyone, stand up and see if you're sitting on it.