- Dan Rydell: We'll have more with Chuck 'The Cut Man' Kimmel coming up in just a moment, but for now: I'm Dan Rydell alongside Casey McCall, and if you're still watching, please give us a call and tell us why...
- Casey McCall: What did he throw, Cut Man?
- Chuck 'The Cut Man' Kimmel: It was a right hook... with a bit of a jab.
- Casey McCall: A jabbing right hook?
- Chuck 'The Cut Man' Kimmel: That's right, Casey.
- Casey McCall: And he did it with his left hand?
- Chuck 'The Cut Man' Kimmel: This fighter's got remarkable skills. He's not to be trifled with, Casey.
- Dana Whitaker: It was never my intention to make you feel like there was something wrong with you that needed to be fixed. It was regrettable that I did that.
- Casey McCall: Well, the thing is, there's been fifteen years of it from you, Dana, and frankly, from my marriage, too, and I know you don't deserve the bill for that. But, uh... Well, I just wanna move on.
- Chuck 'The Cut Man' Kimmel: I'm right here at ringside at Bally's, where the breakfast buffet is $3.95, the slots are loose, and the showgirls are Fantastic!
- Dana Whitaker: Oh, my God.
- Jeremy Goodwin: No, I've been there. It's true.
- Chuck 'The Cut Man' Kimmel: So strap yourselves in, folks. We're in for the night. 12 rounds from here at Bally's Park Place, just a stone's throw down the boardwalk from where a new Miss America was crowned just a few months ago. Miss Rochester, I believe it was.
- Dan Rydell: Ok, well, Rochester's not a state, but we'll have somebody look that up.
- Casey McCall: No, it's a city, Cut Man, in upstate New York. Contestants in the Miss America pageant have to come from one of the 50 states.
- Chuck 'The Cut Man' Kimmel: Well, I hate to correct you on your own show, Casey, but there's 52 states with Alaska and Rhode Island.
- Casey McCall: Ok.
- Chuck 'The Cut Man' Kimmel: Though I'm no college professor, you see.
- Dan Rydell: That's almost hard to believe, Cut Man.
- Dan Rydell: Seven seconds.
- Casey McCall: Yes.
- Dan Rydell: The fight lasted seven seconds.
- Casey McCall: The fight game is complex.
- Dan Rydell: The fight game sucks.
- Casey McCall: What should we talk about?
- Dan Rydell: What should we talk about?
- Casey McCall: In the analysis.
- Dan Rydell: The fight lasted seven seconds, Casey. We're going to have to go back to counting states.
- Dan Rydell: That's almost hard to believe, Cut Man.
- Chuck 'The Cut Man' Kimmel: Thank you, Casey.
- Dan Rydell: Hey Cut Man, you see that monitor underneath the camera?
- Chuck 'The Cut Man' Kimmel: [Looks at the monitor] Yes, sir!
- Dan Rydell: [Points to himself] I'm Dan.
- [Points to Casey]
- Dan Rydell: He's Casey.
- Casey McCall, Isaac Jaffe: Isaac: A famous monk once said, "I don't always know what the right thing to do is, my Lord, but I think that the fact that I want to please you, pleases you." Casey: But you would have preferred a book of famous monk quotations... Isaac: No, you put some thought into me. What could be a greater gift? Casey: I look like an idiot. Isaac: Added bonus.