- Casey McCall: So, the name of this restaurant is Tony Anthony's... Anthony Anthony. In Cuba, Ricky Ricardo would've been Ricardo Ricardo.
- Dana Whitaker: You think at a certain point during the evening you'll say something wonderful to me and I'll melt, and that'll teach me for going out with Gordon instead of you.
- Casey McCall: I'll settle for you spilling something on yourself.
- Dan Rydell: [On the air] Our producer, Dana Whitaker, has asked me to fill for 15 seconds, but I honestly don't have anything to say.
- Dana Whitaker: [On the headset] Dan...
- Dan Rydell: She's begging me now.
- Dana Whitaker: Dan...
- Dan Rydell: Now she seems pretty mad.
- Dana Whitaker: Dan...
- Dan Rydell: You'd all like her a lot if you met her.
- Dana Whitaker: You're a funny boy, Daniel.
- Dan Rydell: And that was 15 seconds!