Sports Night (TV Series)

Sally (1999)

Joshua Malina: Jeremy Goodwin

Quotes 

• Jeremy Goodwin : [Jeremy is explaining his fears of his upcoming trip to Natalie's family]  I'm Jewish. And her family is, you know, incredibly not. Which isn't by the way any sort of a problem for me, but I do think it might be a problem for them, because, after all there are those who think I killed their Lord, Jesus Christ. Not me directly mind you, I didn't drive the getaway car or anything. In fact, my family's from Latvia so we've got a pretty solid alibi.

• Jeremy Goodwin : Jesus said, "Behold my hands and my feet, that it is myself. Handle me and see, for a spirit hath not flesh and bones, as ye see me have."

  Isaac : What's your question?

  Jeremy Goodwin : This relates to the bunny rabbit how?

• Isaac : Oh my God, were you talking to *me* all that time?

  Jeremy Goodwin : You want me to start again?

  Isaac : Yeah, but first, could you just hit me over the head with that blunt instrument over there?

• Natalie Hurley : This is one of those moments I'm compelled to tell you how wonderful you are. Every once in a while, I'm reminded how lucky I am to be dating a solid, mature man.

  [Jeremy nods, smiling, but not opening his mouth] 

  Natalie Hurley : Jeremy, swallow the eggnog.

  Jeremy Goodwin : [Letting the eggnog dribble down his chin]  I just can't.