Sports Night (TV Series)

Sally (1999)

Robert Guillaume: Isaac Jaffe

Quotes 

• Jeremy Goodwin : Jesus said, "Behold my hands and my feet, that it is myself. Handle me and see, for a spirit hath not flesh and bones, as ye see me have."

  Isaac : What's your question?

  Jeremy Goodwin : This relates to the bunny rabbit how?

• Isaac : When I was 11, I had a pet fish that died.

  Dana Whitaker : And what does that have to do with Gordon standing me up?

  Isaac : Nothing, I thought you were finished.

• Isaac : Oh my God, were you talking to *me* all that time?

  Jeremy Goodwin : You want me to start again?

  Isaac : Yeah, but first, could you just hit me over the head with that blunt instrument over there?