- Sam: The world isn't really like that, Dana. It's a more interesting place than that.
- Dana Whitaker: Than what?
- Sam: Black and white.
- Natalie Hurley: I'm gonna push the Dodgers' training camp into the 30s, which will let us move Dale Earnhardt upfront.
- Dana Whitaker: I've got a gun under my desk.
- Natalie Hurley: Or we can keep everything where it is.
- Dana Whitaker: At some point were you planning on asking *me* if its okay if you switch off nights with Casey? I'm still the executive producer of this show.
- Dan Rydell: I'm sorry. Is it okay if I switch off nights with Casey?
- Dana Whitaker: What the hell do I care?
- [On the air]
- Casey McCall: Don't go away because, when we come back, we'll take a look at one of nature's newest anomalies - a soccer game with high scores.
- Dana Whitaker: What are you doing here?
- Sam Donovan: What are YOU doing here?
- Dana Whitaker: First off, it's my office. Second off... who cares what second off is? It's my office.
- Natalie Hurley: Why are you so mad at me?
- Jeremy Goodwin: I'm not mad at you. There are things about you I find unattractive. There are things about you I don't like.
- Natalie Hurley: Well, there are things about you I don't like.
- Jeremy Goodwin: And that's the way it goes.
- Natalie Hurley: Are we done?
- Jeremy Goodwin: Yeah, we're back from commercial.
- Natalie Hurley: No, Jeremy. Are we done?
- Jeremy Goodwin: [Long pause] Yeah.
- Dan Rydell: [enters the control room] Natalie...
- Natalie Hurley: Not a chance in hell.
- Dan Rydell: I haven't said anything yet.
- Natalie Hurley: You were gonna ask me to go clothes shopping with Casey.
- Dan Rydell: How did you know that?
- Natalie Hurley: I'm intuitive.
- Jeremy Goodwin: And you were miked.
- Natalie Hurley: That too.
- Dan Rydell: I'm gonna miss a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity tomorrow night so you can see a movie?
- Casey McCall: Well, you want to see a singer.
- Dan Rydell: Do you know how often Tom Waits plays clubs?
- Casey McCall: No.
- Dan Rydell: Tom Waits never plays clubs. You know what he's doing tomorrow night?
- Casey McCall: He's playing a club?
- Dan Rydell: He's playing a club.
- Casey McCall: Should I go see him?
- Dan Rydell: Casey, I...
- Casey McCall: 'Cause I have the night off.
- Casey McCall: Look, this girl named Lillian I just met said I dress like her father.
- Dan Rydell: You do dress like her father.
- Casey McCall: You know Lillian's father?
- Dan Rydell: I don't have to know Lillian's father.
- Casey McCall: You're asking me for a favor and mocking me at the same time?
- Natalie Hurley: Hey, if you don't want to go, you don't have to go.
- Jeremy Goodwin: I'll go.
- Natalie Hurley: You don't have to go.
- Jeremy Goodwin: I'm happy to go.
- Natalie Hurley: But you're not happy to go.
- Jeremy Goodwin: I'm not happy to go, but I'll go anyway.
- Natalie Hurley: Why?
- Jeremy Goodwin: 'Cause I'm tired of having this fight with you.