Spin City (TV Series)
The Mayor with Two Brains (1999)
Alexander Chaplin: James Hobert
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Quotes
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Mike Flaherty : [James's skin is red, and he's nearly blind trying to keep Mike and Nikki's relationship secret] Nikki, would you mind running some fundraising projections for next month?
Nikki Faber : Sure, no problem. You want 'em on disk or hard copy?
James Hobert : How 'bout humping naked on the floor so everyone can see you've been secretly dating Mike for months?
[the staff are shocked. Cut to James, who instantly looks healthy again]
James Hobert : GOD, that felt good!
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James Hobert : Mike, my body isn't equipped for keeping secrets. I mean, look at me, look at my arms and neck: I'm totally breaking out!
Mike Flaherty : You can't tell.
James Hobert : Really? It's not that bad?
Mike Flaherty : Oh, the rash? No, the rash is hideous. I mean the secret. You can't tell. You can't tell anyone, not now, not ever, I'm sorry.