- Mayor Randall M. Winston Jr.: [Mike has just told the Mayor that Janelle wants to break-up with him] Ah, she's been trying to tell me for a while and I just couldn't listen. Well, I'm going down gracefully. I don't want to make this uncomfortable for her. Gonna write her a letter.
- Mike Flaherty: That's a nice idea, Sir.
- Mayor Randall M. Winston Jr.: [pushes the intercom] Janelle, could you come in and take some dictation.
- Heidi Klum: We have this saying in Germany: It is better to have loved and lost than to engage in a land war with Russia in the winter.