- Carter Heywood: [after Carter is wrongfully arrest] I swear, when that cop looked at me all he saw was black.
- Stuart Bondek: The cops a fool. When I look at you I see a friend. And I see a co-worker. But most importantly I see a big fruit.
- Carter Heywood: [laughs] Thanks a lot, Stuart. That's the first time I'd smiled all day.
- Stuart Bondek: Then I take it you were not stripped search.