- [after Smythe holds J. Jonah Jameson hostage along with Spider-Man]
- Spider-Man: Hey, don't look at me. Maybe you didn't deliver his paper this morning.
- Eddie Brock: You! You just won't stop until you ruin me, will ya?
- Spider-Man: Use your head for once, Brock. I'm trying to save your life.
- Spider-Man: [earlier] Blind dates are like the lottery. The odds are so stacked against you. You're lucky if you ever hit the jackpot.
- Mary Jane Watson: Face it, tiger. You just hit the jackpot.
- Alistair Smythe: [having captured Spider-Man and Jameson] You're both responsible and so are your associates! Flash Thompson, Eddie Brock, and Norman Osborn!
- Spider-Man: You hate a lot of people, Smythe.
- Felicia Hardy: [seeing the Black Widow robot] Is this another one of your gags, Flash Thompson?
- [the Black Widow shoots acid]
- Flash Thompson: No!
- [pulls Felicia out of the way]
- Flash Thompson: Felicia, run! It's after me again!
- [starts running off]
- Flash Thompson: Help! Help!
- [the Black Widow targets him and shoots out grappling hooks, tripping him up]
- Flash Thompson: Why do these bugs have a thing for me?
- Eddie Brock: [the Tarantula Spider-Slayer has located him] Another Spider-Slayer?
- [closes the door, but the Slayer crashes through the wall and fires at him]
- Eddie Brock: Why is it after me?
- [runs out of the building with the Slayer close behind]
- Spider-Man: [watching the scene] Looks like the Spider-Slayer found its next target. My lucky day. I get to save Eddie Brock and still have time to be blown to bits.