- Mary Jane Watson: What are you doing here?
- Spider-Man: A 500 foot geyser in Washington Square, and you're wondering why I'm here?
- Aunt May Parker: Peter, have you heard?
- Peter Parker: About Spider-Man? How he saved the astronauts and now Jonah Jameson's gonna eat every word he ever...
- Aunt May Parker: Peter, Spider-Man robbed the shuttle!
- Peter Parker: What?
- Peter Parker: A million dollars on my head. For once on my life I'm worth something and I can't collect!