- J. Jonah Jameson: [dressed as a pirate; Peter is taking pictures of him] Parker! Take one more picture of me in this getup and you're fired.
- Peter Parker: Aye-aye, sir.
- Hostess: [robot pirates are attacking] Help! Somebody help us! Help!
- [Spider-Man webs up one of the robots]
- Spider-Man: Everybody, get out of here! Now!
- J. Jonah Jameson: [hiding behind a table] And miss the story of the year? Not on your life.
- Spider-Man: [fighting the robot pirates] What are these things? Some kind of robots?
- Mysterio: [appearing in the room] Not even you can stop my new automatons.
- Spider-Man: Mysterio. I should've guessed. After all, this robbery does play like a grade-B horror movie.