South Park (TV Series)

Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset (2004)

Jessica Makinson: Girls

Quotes 

• Paris Hilton : Oh, I want to take Mr. Biggles with me.

  Mrs. Stotch : With you where?

  Paris Hilton : To live with me forever and ever you dumb broad! How much?

  Mrs. Stotch : How much? For Butters?

  Mr. Stoch : Butters is our son. He's not for sale.

  Paris Hilton : I'll give you 200 million dollars for it.

  Mr. Stoch : [spits out his coffee]  Excuse me?

  Paris Hilton : I SAID I'll give you 200 million dollars for it!

  [Mr. and Mrs. Stotch both spit out their coffee in shock] 

• Bebe Stevens : Paris Hilton is making an appearance at the mall!

  Wendy Testaburger : Who's Paris Hilton?

  Red haired girl : "Who's Paris Hilton?"

  Blonde girl : You don't know?

  Announcer : Hello everyone. The Guess clothing company is pleased to have as its new spokesperson and model, a woman all you young ones can look up to. Miss Paris Hilton!

  [Paris appears on stage, coughs, poses for the cameras. Audience cheers] 

  Bebe Stevens : Wow, that's really her! Paris, over here!

  Wendy Testaburger : I don't get it, what does she do?

  Blonde girl : She's super rich!

  Wendy Testaburger : But what does she do?

  Red haired girl : She's totally spoiled and snobby!

  Wendy Testaburger : What does she do?

  Man in audience : She's a whore!

  [snaps a photo] 

  Paris Hilton : Hey everyone! Sorry if I'm a little spent. I did a whole lot of partying last night with a lot of different guys.

  [coughs into her hand] 

  Paris Hilton : Anyway, I'm pleased to be here in Douth Dark to announce the opening of my brand new store! A store where girls can buy everything they need to be just like me! Stupid Spoiled Whore!

  [curtain drops to reveal the store. Crowd cheers]