South Park (TV Series)

Here Comes the Neighborhood (2001)

Adrien Beard: Token Williams, Mr. Williams

Quotes 

• Mr. Williams : We went to graduate school and therefore have more lucrative jobs than most people in town. For instance, your mother is a chemist for a pharmaceutical company, whereas you friend Cartman's mother is a crack whore. One pays more than the other.

• Token Williams : [shopping at JMart]  Hey look, these pants are only five bucks apiece. They must really suck. What do you think?

  Mrs. Williams : What brand are they?

  Token Williams : It doesn't matter, Mom. They're poor people pants.

• Token Williams : I'm just so happy you guys moved into town. You see, I used to be the only rich kid. All the other families here are kind of low to middle income.

  Lisa Smith : Why? What happened to all their money?

  Token Williams : They never really had any money.

  Lisa Smith : Well then, why don't their daddies just act in a movie?

  Token Williams : Well, I think that they...

  Frederick Smith : Sometimes children must be very firm with their daddies.

  Lisa Smith : Indeed.

  Frederick Smith : Like when Daddy doesn't want to act in a movie because he thinks the script is bad.

  Lisa Smith : So we must plead with him. Please, Daddy, please, it's 20 million dollars, Daddy.

  Daniel Smith : Please, Daddy, please.

  Frederick Smith : 20 million is still 12 million after taxes, Daddy.